Friday night:
Family is prepped and ready to slaughter the Mascoutah Community Yard Sales tomorrow. We're breaking up into three commando units, complete with armaments, communications, and acquisition experts. Vehicles are fueled, car-seats are placed, and assignments made. Our objectives are known to all, and we will cross-reference our findings to specify our objective targets. We shall be victorious!
Saturday afternoon:
Commando Unit Alpha, led by Captain Sylvia with Lt. Gloria, departed early in the most-terrain vehicle to scout the objectives and make advance guerilla raids at various garage sales. Command Unit Bravo, led by General Moustache (with 1st Lt. Knut, 2nd Lt. Cecily, Sgt. Thor, and Private Bjorn), departed at T-minus 15 to obtain additional funds from the bank before the main assault. Commando Unit Charlie, led by Supreme Commander Nancy, guarded the rear supply base until Captains Leif and Rosemary finished their much needed slumber after a night of watchfulness on night guard. Charlie Unit left at T-plus 2 hours for mop-up operations on the remaining yard sales that survived the first two assaults.
A thorough victory has been declared, and appropriate celebrations are in progress with a lunch of mac-n-cheese with sliced hot-dogs.
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