Insanity

Bjorn: *falls over dramatically*
Cecily: What's wrong with him??
Mom: He died of over yumminess. Boy, he's ready for Drama! How many four-year-olds do you know that will take a bite (of a cookie bar), close their eyes, and drop down to the floor? *acts it out*
[Our family can be waaaayyyy overly dramatic at times... XD]

Mom: *yelling to Thor and Gloria* Dinner! Kids, COME!!!!!
*silence *
Sylvia: I guess they don't want any lunch!
Cecily: LUNCH????
Sylvia: Wait.... that was really blond, wasn't it...
Knut: Are you saying that blond means stupid??????

Thor: *reading a History question* ... known for his narrative poems about important national fingers....
Everyone else: Fingers????
Thor: important national FIGURES...

Sylvia: Knut, go outside and run sixteen laps around the house, THEN come back in. Maybe then you'll be calmed down a little.
Knut: Okay! *dashes out the door*
(A little while later...)
Knut: *walks into the girls' room, where Sylvia is doing school* I did it, Sylvia! All sixteen!
Sylvia: :O