The Homeschoolers Who Don’t Do Anything

(View The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc)

We are the homeschoolers who don’t do anything;
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything.”

Well, I've never left my homestead;
You should see the books that I've read!
And I've never been caught without several pocket knives on me
And I never rode the school bus,
And I never got a C+
And I've never gone to “real school” in the fall.

We are the homeschoolers who don’t do anything;
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything.”

And I've never watched a movie
That was rated over PG,
And I've never in my life gotten a grade below an A,
And I've never owned a locker
And I've never been a talker
And I've never gone to “real school” in the fall.

We are the homeschoolers who don’t do anything;
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything.”
The Homeschoolers Who Don’t Do Anything

I've never tried caffeine pills
And I'm not too good at people skills,
And I've never finished all my schoolwork perfectly on time,
And I've never used a smartboard,
And I'm quite socially awkward
And I've never gone to real school in the fall.